"Once upon a time a long time ago, Guy A found a rock and declared it his. After a short while he found no use for the rock and said he won't claim it as him anymore.
Then Dude B comes along and asks for the rock because he thought it was the perfect size as his paperweight. A gives B the rock and B works on the rough edges of the rock to make it smooth for safer use.
A :HEY! you are destroying the rock!
B: It's my rock. i can do whatever with it.
later B found there was a diamond in the rock.
A:ooh! whats that shiny thing? A DIAMOND??!! Where'd you get THAT??
B: It was in the rock you gave me.
A: Then its MY diamond!! Give it back!!
B: No way! the rock was given to me!! ITS MINE NOW!!
A: MY ROCK!
B: NO! MINE!
they went to an neutral person to judge who should have the rock.
MR Neutral : A, you gave B the rock. When you give something away, you don't ask it back. you're not borrowing the rock to B. you GAVE him the rock. so the diamond is his.
B got the diamond. but seeing A so distraught the MR Neutral took a smaller rock nearby and gave it to A.
A: Okay you can have THAT diamond but I'm gonna take all the other rocks i can find!! Then i'll be rich, RICH!!!!"
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if this doesn't sound familiar then it probably wont be funny... -_-" which then makes me a very bad story teller....
anyway for those ppl who understand, then they should understand this also:
"if you wanna give, give. you dont wanna give, DONT give. already 50 years old but still act like 5 year old kid. grow up for gods sake!"
1 comment:
sorry its really NOT funny . :P
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